My Notice Board

I have a room in our house which I call my den. It used to be my office when I worked from home. As I got nearer and nearer to retirement it became less and less an office and more a little cocoon where I curl up and listen to music and write my novels and poems, and occasionally this blog.

I always had a notice board. It had pins on which I would hang reminders of whose VAT Return had to be done by the end of the month, lists of jobs to do, even charts of this year's tax allowances. Gradually it began to have vacant space which I filled with photos and cards and reminders of happiness. Even though I have still not quite managed to retire, still sorting out a few tax returns which have to be done before January 31st, I can now look at my noticeboard and see that it is no longer a business aid. It is now a personal reminiscence prompter.

Top left a buff certificate. "Eyam Carnival 1985. Third Prize." Eyam is the plague village in Derbyshire, famous because in 1666 the rector William Mompesson persuaded all the inhabitants to cut themselves off from the rest of Derbyshire when the Black Death arrived in a bolt of cloth from London. Two thirds of them died. Their deaths are recorded to this day in the village church and on little plaques by the front doors of cottages, and on graves in fields. When the gravediggers were dead, people buried their loved ones close to home, so there are now graves in cottage gardens, unconsecrated  but likely to bring a tear to your eye. There are still people in the village with the same surnames as those recorded on the graves.

We were honoured to live there for five years. Every August there is a carnival. You will find it difficult to get served in the pub on Carnival Day unless you are in fancy dress. Wearing a cape made from embroidered velvet curtains and a hat made of same, I was an Archbishop and got third prize. A drunken lady begged me to hear her confession. Naturally I said yes. Obviously you understand I cannot divulge what she confessed, even if I could remember.

Then there is a photo of me in Fifteen  to One on Channel Four. I was eliminated by not knowing the name of Socrates's shrewish wife. Does anyone know her name, except Socrates? A photo of the late George Melly who gave me one of his hats (another story), photos of my children and grandchildren, a photo of me with giant figures of Wallace and Grommit when I was Finance Director of the International Animation Festival, three one pound notes from Scotland, Jersey and the Isle of Man, all places very dear to me. An invitation to the Queen's Collection of paintings at Buckingham Palace (see my blog of 03/12/2009), a ticket for the Queen Elizabeth Hall "Celebration of Adrian Mitchell." Why is he dead and me not? We both failed Latin in our prelims while reading English at Oxford, so we did Remedial Latin together. As everyone knows Adrian hated exams and decreed that none of his poems should ever be the subject of an examination question. He was making a film called "Dumb Crambo." Does anyone know whether it still exists? I had a part in it.

There is a poster of an event at the Rose and Crown Theatre pub in Walthamstow with my name, well down below the leading lights, but reminding me that people actually paid £5 to hear me reading my own poems. Wow!

Then there is a grey and white photo of my mother holding me, showing me a flower in the garden, long, long, long ago; a bookmark from "The Tass" the best pub in Edinburgh, a One Goiler note, only given to honorary citizens of the Independent State of Lochgoilhead in Argyll. How did I earn that? Another blog?

I get quite a lot of happiness from listening to music in the solitude of my den, looking at my noticeboard.

Good night to all my readers.